So its my moms birthday and my boyfriend left her a voicemail and it went something like this

"hi this is (first name last name) and i was just calling to say happy birthday so uhh…

(whispers)  happy birthday…

oh no…

that was creepy

oh god i gotta stop…. (still whispering)

……

happy birthday.” Click*

lolololololololol i love my boyfriend

its so hard to sleep when you’re not the last person i talk to.

me in calculus

me in calculus

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I was helping mom with her geometry homework and she be like “WHAT THE FUCK IS A HEMISPHERE?!”

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airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

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poop. :(

alphageek2011:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN